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Welcome to the
GOLD STANDARD SONG TEST
Test Your Songwriting Skills Against
the Skills of the
World’s Greatest Songwriters
This is Version 2.3 (March 6,
2007)
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THINK
YOU’RE
A GOOD
SONGWRITER?
MAYBE
YOU
ARE.
BUT
MAYBE
NOT
(OR
AT LEAST,
NOT
YET).
TAKE THE
GOLD STANDARD SONG
TEST
(BELOW) AND
FIND
OUT!
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The GOLD STANDARD SONG TEST was developed by
Wayne Chase from studies
of the musical and lyrical characteristics common to the best songs from
the
Gold Standard Song List, a unique database of the world’s greatest popular
songs in all genres. These are successful songs, both commercially and
artistically, songs that have stood the test of time—unlike the current
songs on Billboard and other such music charts that come and go from day
to day.
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The results you get from the GOLD STANDARD SONG
TEST will give you invaluable insight on how your songwriting skills
measure up against the skills of the world’s greatest songwriters.
- Once you have completed the GOLD STANDARD SONG
TEST, you will be able to identify the exact areas that you can focus on
to dramatically improve your skills—both musically and lyrically.
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PART 1 — How to Test Your Original Song’s
MUSIC
How to Dramatically Improve Your Music-writing Skills
PART 2 — How to Test Your Original Song’s
LYRICS
How to Dramatically Improve Your Lyric-writing Skills
PART
1
HOW
TO
TEST
YOUR
ORIGINAL
SONG’S
MUSIC
-
Select ONE of
your original songs for testing—only one.
-
Print out this
page.
-
Part 1 of this
test consists of 32 statements about your song’s MUSIC. (Part 2 tests your
song’s LYRICS.) Each statement has a “point” value, some positive, some
negative. Each statement may or may not be true about your song’s music.
Read each statement and check the box to the left of the statement ONLY if
the statement is true for your song. If you do not understand the
statement, check the small box immediately below the statement.
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When you’ve
finished all 32 statements, add up the points only for the statements
you have checked—those that are true for your song’s music.
The first 20
statements are each associated with a “positive” point value because they
represent highly effective music-writing technique. The last 12
statements are each associated with a negative point value because they
represent music-writing blunders. In writing the music for a song,
it’s not good enough to know what to do; you also need to know what NOT to
do. A few serious technical blunders will usually spell the difference
between great music and second-rate music.
IMPORTANT: Do not delude yourself.
You have to be perfectly honest when considering each statement, or this
test will not help you improve your skills.
If you do not
understand exactly what a statement means, check the box marked “Check
here if you don’t really understand the above statement.” Then move on to
the next statement.
NOTE: Each
statement has “Chapter” and “Section” references where the topic is
covered in
How Music REALLY Works!, The Essential Handbook for
Songwriters, Performers, and Music Students, 2nd Edition.






YOUR
FINAL
SCORE
(MUSIC)
To get your final
score for the musical component of your song, combine your “green” total
(for statements #1 - #20) with your “red” total (for statements #21 -
#32).
For example:
-
Suppose your
“green” total is + 23 (plus 23).
-
Suppose your
“red” total is
- 35 (minus 35)
-
Then your final
score is
- 12 (minus 12)
If your FINAL SCORE is ...
+ 51 to +100
Congratulations.
You have probably crafted a memorable piece of music.
+ 25 to +49
You probably
wrote the music with at least some knowledge of effective musical
technique, but it is not likely the music is outstanding. You probably
need to sharpen your skills.
+ 24 or lower
OR
8 or more (red + green) “Check here if you don’t really understand the
above statement”:
-
If the song you
just tested is typical of your songs, you probably do not have the
technical know-how to write great music consistently (at least not yet).
Not even if some of your songs have charted on Billboard. Not even
if you’ve won a Grammy or an Oscar for songwriting.
-
However, you
can learn how to write truly brilliant songs—songs that will stand the
test of time.
-
The truth is,
nearly all of today’s amateur and “professional” songwriters would flunk
the GOLD STANDARD SONG TEST because they simply do not have the
technical skills to write great songs. The overwhelming majority of
Billboard charted songs (as well as most Grammy- and Oscar-winning
songs of the past 30 to 40 years) are mediocre, inferior songs—not good
enough to become classics. Songs that make the charts become popular for a
few weeks or months, thanks to performer popularity, slick record
production, competent performing, artificially-generated buzz and hype,
and costly multi-faceted marketing campaigns—not song quality.
Then, charted songs, even million-selling hits, nearly always fade into
oblivion.
-
Never confuse
hit songs with great songs!
-
You can
succeed as a songwriter, both commercially and artistically. The key
is to become technically skilled. It does not matter whether you
read or write music. That has nothing to do with the skills you need to
learn.
-
Never forget that
Lennon and McCartney wrote more than 200 brilliant songs without knowing
how to read or write music. An average of 2 or 3 great songs a month for 8
years. They had excellent technical songwriting skills (both
music and words)—not just a lucky knack for writing great songs. The
same applies to other consistently great songwriters.
HOW
TO
DRAMATICALLY
IMPROVE
YOUR
MUSIC-WRITING
SKILLS
Now that you have
put the music to one of your songs through the GOLD STANDARD SONG TEST,
here’s what you can do to dramatically improve your music-writing skills:
-
Focus on the
“green” items (#1 to #20) that you DID NOT check. These are important
skills you do not have, but need to have. By learning and applying these
skills, you can improve your songwriting enormously.
-
Focus on the
“red” items (#21 to #32) that you DID check. These are things you are
doing that seriously weaken your music. Do not make the same mistakes over
and over.
-
Consult Chapters
4 through 9 of
How Music REALLY Works!, 2nd Edition, where
you will find the complete information and direction you need to:
- Acquire all the “green” skills
- Avoid making the “red” blunders
- Learn about the skills (and blunders)
you don’t really understand.
-
As you learn
better skills and find out how to avoid blunders, put each new song you
write through the GOLD STANDARD SONG TEST to monitor your progress.
A NOTE
ABOUT
MUSIC
SCHOOLS
AND
SONGWRITING
-
If you want to eventually teach
music, learn to read music, or improve your instrumental or vocal skills,
then by all means, take lessons or study at a music school.
-
However, you will not learn to
write brilliant songs at a music school. Instructors at such schools,
even at the university level, even instructors who have had a hit song or
two, even instructors who play an instrument expertly, tend to be pretty
clueless about effective songwriting technique.
PART
2
HOW
TO
TEST
YOUR
ORIGINAL
SONG’S
LYRICS
-
Select ONE of
your original songs for testing—only one.
-
Print out this
page.
-
Part 2 of this test consists of 22 statements about
your song’s LYRICS. (Part 1 tests your song’s MUSIC.) Each statement has a
“point” value, some positive, some negative. Each statement may or may not
be true about your song’s lyrics. Read each statement and check the box to
the left of the statement ONLY if the statement is true for your song.
If you do not understand the statement, check the small box
immediately below the statement.
-
When you’ve finished all 22 statements, add up the
points only for the statements you have checked—those that are true
for your song’s lyrics.
The first 11
statements are each associated with a "positive" point value because they
represent highly effective lyric-writing technique. The last 11
statements are each associated with a negative point value because they
represent lyric-writing blunders. In writing the lyrics for a song,
it’s not good enough to know what to do; you also need to know what NOT to
do. A few serious technical blunders will usually spell the difference
between great lyrics and second-rate lyrics.
IMPORTANT: Do not delude yourself.
You have to be perfectly honest when considering each statement, or this
test will not help you improve your skills.
If you do not
understand exactly what a statement means, check the box marked “Check
here if you don’t really understand the above statement.” Then move on to
the next statement.
NOTE: Each
statement has “Chapter” and “Section” references where the topic is
covered in
How Music REALLY Works!, The Essential Handbook for
Songwriters, Performers, and Music Students, 2nd Edition.




YOUR
FINAL
SCORE
(LYRICS)
To get your final
score for the lyrical component of your song, combine your "green" total
(for statements #1 - #11) with your "red" total (for statements #12 -
#22).
For example:
-
Suppose your
“green” total is + 30 (plus 30).
-
Suppose your
“red” total is
- 40 (minus 40)
-
Then your final
score is
- 10 (minus 10)
If your FINAL SCORE is ...
+ 51 to +100
Congratulations.
You have probably crafted a memorable lyrics for your song.
+ 25 to +49
You probably
wrote the lyrics with at least some knowledge of effective lyrical
technique, but the lyrics are likely not outstanding. You probably need to
sharpen your skills.
+ 24 or lower
OR
8 or more (red + green) “Check here if you don’t really understand the
above statement”:
-
If the song you
just tested is typical of your songs, you probably do not have the
technical know-how to write great lyrics consistently (at least not yet).
Not even if some of your songs have charted on Billboard. Not even
if you’ve won a Grammy or an Oscar for songwriting.
-
However, you
can learn how to write truly brilliant songs—songs that will stand the
test of time.
-
The truth is,
nearly all of today’s amateur and “professional” songwriters would flunk
the GOLD STANDARD SONG TEST because they simply do not have the
technical skills to write great songs. The overwhelming majority of
Billboard charted songs (as well as most Grammy- and Oscar-winning
songs of the past 30 to 40 years) are mediocre, inferior songs—not good
enough to become classics. Songs that make the charts become popular for a
few weeks or months, thanks to performer popularity, slick record
production, competent performing, artificially-generated buzz and hype,
and costly multi-faceted marketing campaigns—not song quality.
Then, charted songs, even million-selling hits, nearly always fade into
oblivion.
-
Never confuse
hit songs with great songs!
-
You can
succeed as a songwriter, both commercially and artistically. The key
is to become technically skilled. It does not matter whether you
read or write music. That has nothing to do with the skills you need to
learn.
-
Never forget that
Lennon and McCartney wrote more than 200 brilliant songs without knowing
how to read or write music. An average of 2 or 3 great songs a month for 8
years. They had excellent technical songwriting skills (both
music and words)—not just a lucky knack for writing great songs. The
same applies to other consistently great songwriters.
HOW
TO
DRAMATICALLY
IMPROVE
YOUR
LYRIC-WRITING
SKILLS
Now that you have
put the lyrics to one of your songs through the GOLD STANDARD SONG
TEST, here’s what you can do to dramatically improve your
lyric-writing skills:
-
Focus on the
"green" items (#1 to #11) that you DID NOT check. These are important
skills you do not have, but need to have. By learning and applying these
skills, you can improve your lyric-writing enormously.
-
Focus on the
"red" items (#12 to #22) that you DID check. These are things you are
doing that seriously weaken your lyrics. Do not make the same mistakes
over and over.
-
Consult Chapters
7, 8, and especially Chapter 10 of
How Music REALLY Works!, 2nd
Edition, where you will find the complete information and
direction you need to:
- Acquire all the “green” skills
- Avoid making the “red” blunders
- Learn about the skills (and blunders)
you don’t really understand.
-
As you learn
better skills and find out how to avoid blunders, put each new lyric you
write through the GOLD STANDARD SONG TEST to monitor your progress.
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